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Wheel O' Sleaze Who Banged Whom?
“It’s just so sleazy!”
That’s what one audience member said about pro wrestling an old episode of the Phil Donahue Show. Wrestling IS sleazy, and that’s why we love it.
This page is devoted to all the tales of romanticism, marriages, hook-ups, divorces, relationships, and one-night-stands in the wrestling business. If it happened behind bedroom doors, or better yet, bathroom doors, it needs to be listed here. People love reading trash, and we love posting it. So if you have any trash and dirt you want to share with us, please shovel it our way and we’ll post it.
Read the stories below, and if have more to add, please contact us.
Disclaimer: Please take these stories with a grain of salt. Some of these are hearsay, and you know how rumors spread. Not every story here may be true, so please don't take anything here seriously.
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Missy Hyatt and Tom Pritchard
Tom Pritchard, a former wrestler and high-ranking executive with WWE, told this story in his shoot interview. Back in the 1980s, he and Missy Hyatt went out to grab some beers. It was Tom's birthday, and he said Missy was a "lush" and was tipsy after just 2 beers. Eddie Gilbert (her husband at the time) wasn't there, and Missy unzipped Tom's pants and started doing her thing (Tom may have been driving, I'm not sure). At first Tom was shocked and didn't want to continue because this was his friend's wife. But, the act came to a finish.
John Cena and an overweight fan Cena is known as a slut on the road, as he truly enjoys his fame and sleeps with his pick of the litter no matter where he goes. One at a time, two at a time, three at a time, there's no limit. One fan happened to be obese, and the guys in the locker room were daring him to do it. They figured there was no way he would, but sure enough, Cena took the dare. He took her to his hotel, turned off the lights, did the deed, and was done. Now just imagine how jealous that girl's friends are going to be... if they even believe her. Cena told this story during a visit to the Howard Stern Show this past year. Ric Flair and Sherri Martel There is no proof these two ever slept together, but in her Hall of Fame acceptance speech, Sherri made comments that suggested they did. She even gave a "Woooooo!" to end any speculation. Keep in mind that Ric and Sherri were on the road together constantly in 1992 during Flair's first WWF run. Also keep in mind that during this speech, Flair was sitting next to his new fiancé. If you can't figure out why Ric and Beth got a divorce, then you're as naive as Beth may have been all those years at home while Ric was out being Ric Flair on the road. Then again, how loyal was Beth? According to Tom Zenk in his Pick My Brain with us, Beth was sitting on Tom's lap at a party and telling him he was WCW's sexiest wrestler. Flair was giving them dirty looks. No wonder Zenk never got a push when Flair was booker. Woman and Kevin Sullivan In what is now common knowledge (thanks to the Benoit murder/suicide story in the media), Woman and Sullivan were married for years after meeting in Florida. They were together until Sullivan (WCW's head booker in 1996) booked an angle in which Woman was having an affair with Chris Benoit. That meant Chris and Nancy "Woman" Benoit had to travel together constantly, and soon enough, they fell in love.... Woman and Chris Benoit As a result of the story above, Chris and Nancy got married. Chris was separated at the time, and Nancy was married to Kevin Sullivan. Benoit claims Sullivan never used this against Benoit, when he could've easily done so and made him job to everyone in WCW. Hell, in the same situation, that's what I would've done. However, if you look back at Benoit's win/loss record on WCW PPVs in 1996 and 1997, the results tell a different story. Chris and Nancy went on to have a stormy relationship, but to the public, they appeared to be the perfect couple. Everyone knows what happened and how it all came to a tragic end. Randy Savage and Elizabeth Perhaps the most famous wrestling couple ever, Savage and Liz got together when Liz was just a ringside fan during Randy's territorial days. They got married, and he became quite the overprotective husband. They later divorced, and this was after they re-married at SummerSlam '91 (which was just a storyline). Liz joined WCW later, after Savage had already joined, and they peacefully co-existed backstage, but they were no longer a couple. Lex Luger and Elizabeth Luger and Liz spent lots of time together in WCW, and ended up dating (Luger had since divorced his wife). They stayed together after WCW folded. Elizabeth's life came to a tragic end when she had a lethal dose of painkillers mixed with alcohol. Luger was with her that night, freaked out when she wouldn't wake up, and called 911. WWE, ever the classy company, did a video piece on their Confidential program and produced the piece in a manner that led the viewer to believe Luger was somehow responsible for her death. Luger, in fact, was innocent, although his own life went into a tailspin after her death. Luger has since found religion and is living cleaner, and has made comments that he partly blames himself for her death because she could not keep up with his own heavy partying. CM Punk and WWE Diva Maria As of this writing, CM Punk is dating WWE diva Maria. They do not see each other often because of life on the road, but when they are together, reports are they can get steamy in public. There has also been speculation that, for whatever reason, Punk's relationship with Maria has hurt his standing with WWE's creative team. However, with WWE's roster having been depleted due to injuries and suspensions, Punk has overcome some of that and is currently ECW champion and even appeared in the widely circulated USA Today magazine weekend edition. Punk still has his detractors backstage (notably Arn Anderson and Michael Hayes), but obviously some are still high on him or else he wouldn't be champ. CM Punk and Traci Brooks Don't know much about this other than Traci said in an interview once that they had dated. Punk is the 21st century version of Eddie Gilbert (a ladies man), without the personal demons. Kenny Dykstra and Mickie James The two are either engaged or married, having met when both were cutting their teeth in OVW. Ken is about 21 or 22 these days, so if they stay together for the long haul, they will have beaten the odds. Chuck Zito's Menoge a Trois On his radio show on Sirius, former celebrity bodyguard and hardcore MMA fan Chuck Zito talks a lot about his bedroom conquests. This story is about how he met two women at the pool in Vegas and brought them up to his room. Within the seconds, the girls are making out with each other in the bathroom. Chuck just sits on the bed, pissed off that of all the thousands of women in Vegas, he ended up with two lesbians. Poor guy. Next thing he knew, the women came out of the bathroom and told Chuck they had a surprise for him. They stripped him naked and then performed oral sex on him. He then slept with both, and afterwards, the girls continued to fool around with each other. Another day in the life of Chuck Zito.
Chuck Zito: No wife, no kids, great genetics, and living life to the fullest.
Chuck Zito and one rich, naive, daddy's girl Zito was at a party at a huge mansion, and started flirting with the daughter of the guy who owned the house. He told her, "You're smokin'!" She said, "I don't smoke." He explained to her, "No, I mean you're hot, you're beautiful, you're smokin'." He asked her to join him for lunch, and she told him it's her house, so lunch is at her house. When they broke for lunch, Chuck went upstairs to her room, which he said was full of mirrors. They started "swappin' spit," and as they got into it, she told him that if they have sex, it has to be anal because she's saving her vagina for her husband. Chuck said you didn't have to twist his arm, and gladly obliged. He stayed in town for two weeks, and they repeated the act the whole time. Chuck Zito and a girl at UFC Chuck was at a UFC show in Vegas, and says fans always come up to him for autographs and pictures. This particular fan was a beautiful woman, and Chuck took her away to a private area after the first fight. Bas Rutten walked in on them, and just said, "Chuck, you're the man." Chuck Zito and an old man's girl Chuck was at a sports bar and in walks one of the most beautiful women anyone in the bar had ever seen. She was with a guy in his 60's, but the guy was busy watching the game at the bar. Chuck made eye contact with her and walked to the bathroom. She stopped him on his way to the bathroom, and they started talking. Before long, they were up in his room. When they were done, they went back to the bar, and she went back to the old man and he went back to his seat. No one ever knew or suspected a thing. The lesson: if you're in a bar with Chuck, never leave your woman unattended, or she'll end up sleeping with him. Chuck Zito and a girl in the bathroom Chuck was at a restaurant with his date, and there was a girl there with her date. She was wearing a super short mini skirt, barely covering her. He pulled the bathroom trick, and sure enough, she got up and approached him. After some brief conversation, they went into the bathroom to relieve their sexual tension. Reportedly, the bathroom was extremely cramped and small. Unfortunately, some guy was knocking on the door in the middle of their act. Chuck at this point said he felt like the classic scene in the Godfather with Sonny. They finished up and left the bathroom, and Chuck told the guy, who was about 60, that he and the girl were just talking. They went back upstairs; the girl with her date, and Chuck with his date, as if nothing. The old guy came back upstairs, told his wife what he saw, and then the wife started staring at Chuck in disgust. Chuck was afraid the couple was going to say something and rat him out, so he motioned with his eyes to the old woman, as if to suggest the two of them go downstairs in the bathroom together. The old couple freaked out, paid their bill, and left. A narrow escape for Mr. Zito. Chuck Zito and an escort Chuck was leaving a bar or restaurant in Vegas, and started chatting it up with a woman. He invited her up to his room, and she told him the price. He didn’t know she was an escort, and said No thanks. He walked away, and the woman approached him again. She asked him, “What did the potato chip say to the battery?” Chuck had no idea. She answered, “Whenever you want me, I’m Frito-Lay.” Free to lay, get it?? So they went upstairs and Zito got a freebie. The perks of stardom. Missy Hyatt and Jason Hervey For younger fans, Jason Hervey was an actor most famous for his role as “Wayne Arnold” on the Wonder Years and as the bratty kid in Pee Wee’s Big Adventure who tells the director to “Roll!” He’s real short, and has a real “jerk” look to him that made him the perfect older bully brother on TV. Jason is a huge wrestling fan, and he judged the legendary Flair-Sting match at Clash of the Champions #1, as well as helped TNA secure funding when it first started out. Today, he’s a business partner with Eric Bischoff, having brought you the successful Scott Baio is 45 and Single series on VH1. Jason dated 1980s teenage wrestling fantasy star Missy Hyatt for several years in the early 90s. Back in the day, they were the “power couple” in wrestling, and it was easy joke fodder because Missy is about 6 inches taller than Jason. Essentially, horny, sexually frustrated wrestling fans were jealous, and when they’re jealous, they’re hateful. They eventually broke up, but Hervey’s influence on wrestling cannot be denied. If not for him, there probably wouldn’t be a TNA today. Madusa and Eddie Gilbert After his relationship with Missy Hyatt, Eddie then dated Madusa. They lasted for a few years in the early 90s, shortly before Eddie’s death. Stacy Keibler and Test Around 2001 or so, these two had a long term relationship both on screen and off. Test is one of those guys who attracts a lot of women, and is thus extremely picky. He is famous for enjoying his time on the road, and even rejecting indie gigs if there are no hot women in the area. They broke up a couple years before Keibler got her high profile gig on Dancing with the Stars, and now Keibler is dating someone else. Torrie Wilson and Billy Kidman Kidman, the reject from Raven’s flock who went on to become a very good high flier, always played the heartthrob role. When WWE bought out his contract, Kidman changed his body to become more muscular, and his days of high flying matches were over. He was eventually released, and not long after, he and wife Torrie split up. It didn’t help that Torrie was still a star with WWE while Kidman was not, and Kidman wasn’t even able to get a job with TNA. It’s really a shame, as he was a very good wrestler in WCW until that company went belly up and ruined the futures of so many young WCW stars. King Booker and Sharmell Sharmell was known as Paisley of the WCW Nitro Girls. She and Booker eventually got married, and the two were a very entertaining act in WWE before Booker quit earlier this year. Kevin Nash and Chae Chae was the Asian Nitro Girl, and it seems all those Nitro Girls ended up with wrestlers. Nash dated Chae briefly, and the one line we all remember was during a Nash promo on Nitro when he said he had to go “Eat a little Korean.” Dawn Marie and Simon Diamond These two dated while in ECW and stayed together for quite awhile. They split up around 2004 or so, and Dawn, who is now a mother, is with someone else. Sunny and Chris Candido Tammy “Sunny” Sytch and Candido first met while working for Jim Cornette’s Smoky Mountain Wrestling. They were together for many years, and their career demise and drug use is well known. Through it all, they managed to stick together, which does say something. Just after Chris cleaned himself up, he got a job with TNA and was back on the scene again. Unfortunately, post-surgical operations didn’t go well for him after an in-ring injury in TNA, and he passed away in 2005. There were reports of Sytch both taking it well and not taking it well, depending on which indie appearance she was at. Considering all the two of them had been through, and how close they were, it could’ve been a disastrous moment for Sytch if she had fallen into depression. The good news is that it’s now 2007, and Sytch has dedicated her life to cleaning herself up and getting back in “Sunny” shape. I think looking like the Sunny of 1995 would be impossible given the physiological changes in her body (age, years of drug use, etc), but nobody is expecting that. We just want to see her get better and feel better, and as of this writing, she’s on the right track. On a personal note, I met Sytch in 1994 in the most awkward of circumstances when I was 17 years old. She was selling autographed photos of herself, and this was before she was famous and only well known among newsletter readers and SMW tape traders. My friend had asked me to get an autograph for him, so that already make me look stupid because she was probably insulted and wondering why I was getting one for my friend, but not for myself (the reason was that I was broke, as are most college students). Then she asked me which picture I wanted, and laid out an assortment of her photos. I wasn’t prepared for this, and just picked the one that looked the most provocative (with her showing her butt). She came back with, “Yeah, everyone chooses that one.” It was so embarrassing, but she was very cool about it. We wish Sytch nothing but the best in her comeback, and our sympathies go out to her for the tragic loss of her best friend, the one and only Chris Candido.
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