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Pick My Brain:
The Blue Meanie Former WWE/ECW Superstar
January 10, 2003
Well, ONE HALF of a brain, anyway.
Blue Meanie only answered half the questions, because his email cut off the last questions. We sent them to him again (twice) but he never got back to us. Maybe he will some day, and if he ever does, we'll be sure to post 'em.
It's also appropriate he did half the Q's, because Meanie is half the size he used to be. Meanie is online everywhere, and also a big metal fan. What better interview subject for this site?
This is a short one, but hey, enjoy anyway.
1. You're involved in lots of websites and
ventures, so please use this opportunity to promote anything and
everything. Don't be shy.
2. Now that XPW has apparently signed an
exclusive list with the old ECW Arena (Viking Hall), where will 3PW run
shows in Philadelphia? Or will you just wait until XPW goes out of
business, figuring that day will come soon?
3. Dating back to 1994 when the business was
even more in the shitter than it is now, ECW regularly sold out 1000+
seats at ECW Arena. Today, in 2002, people are lucky to draw half that
many fans in that building. Why do you think that is?
4. Let's be frank. You lost a ton of
weight, which is good. But you also cut your hair, which is bad. After
all, you're an old-school rocker, yet some say you have the hairstyle of
your average alterna-wimp pansy band. After seeing how short hair has
zapped the charisma of guys like Test, Billy Gunn, Undertaker, Big Show,
etc., why did you decide to crop your long locks?
5. How did it feel being told by Jim Ross
to lose weight, who himself is 100 pounds overweight? Not to mention
WWE is pushing fat guys like Big Show, Rikishi, and Albert. What sort
of message does this send the up-and-coming guys?
6. You're at a bar, and Bill DeMott is
arguing with a rejected contestant from Tough Enough. Bill tells him he
can't get in the business without doing things like running 10 miles,
doing 200 pushups, and biking uphill. The contestant then shows Bill a
picture of you when you were at your heaviest, and says Blue Meanie
couldn't do those drills, and yet he's a star. Bill looks stumped for a
comeback to that argument. What would you step in and say?
7. You're into metal, so let's find out
which bands you like. Here's a list, please tell us whether they're
great, whether they suck, or if they're so-so.
8. You have a fascination with mullets, as
seen by your posts on WrestlingClassics.com. I gotta say... what's so
bad about the mullet? It's certainly cooler looking than the Chief
Morley or Jamie Noble cuts. When I think of charismatic, larger than
life stars, I think of the 80s Michael Hayes's, the Ric Flairs, the
Barry Windhams, the David Lee Roths, the Nikki Sixx's, and the Ozzy's.
You don't see Ozzy or DLR going around with Big Show haircuts, because
it just doesn't look cool. Tell us, why does the mullet get such a bad
rap?
10. Which gimmicks do you prefer: 11. How bad were Vince Russo's scripts before Vince McMahon edited them? I never got to read them
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To be continued??? We'll see.
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