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1984 vs. 2004

 

 

 

 

November 21, 2004

 

 

1984: Stocky, amateur wrestler Bob Backlund quits WWF

2004: Stocky, amateur wrestler Brock Lesnar quits WWE

 

1984: Jesse Ventura preaches to millions from the broadcast booth

2004: Jesse Ventura preaches to dozens from Harvard University

 

1984: Rocky Balboa rules movie theatres

2004: Rocky Maivia rules movie theatres

 

1984: Young Kevin Nash buys Punisher: the comic book

2004: Old Kevin Nash stars in Punisher: the movie

 

1984: Vince Russo can't read a book

2004: Vince Russo can't book

 

1984: The Jarretts draw 8,000 on a regular basis

2004: The Jarretts struggle to give away 300 free tickets

 

1984: Lita listens to Cyndie Lauper

2004: Lita dresses like Cyndie Lauper

 

1984: Empty-arena matches

2004: Empty-arena house shows

 

1984: Adrian Street

2004: Rico

 

1984: Fans sell out arenas

2004: Fans chant "You sold out!"

 

1984: Gordon Solie, Dean of Announcing

2004: Jonathan Coachman

 

1984: Planning Starrcade '85 a year ahead of time

2004: Planning WrestleMania '04 the weekend before

 

1984: Hair vs. Hair matches

2004: All wrestlers have short hair

 

1984: Mick Foley jumps off a roof

2004: Mick Foley is a best-selling author

 

1984: Hall of Fame considers inducting Bruno Sammartino

2004: Hall of Fame considers inducting Pete Rose

 

1984: Paul Bearer buries for a living

2004: HHH buries for a living

 

1984: Shawn Michaels thinks Motley Crue rocks

2004: Shawn Michaels thinks Jesus rocks

 

1984: TBS takes Georgia wrestling off the air

2004: Clear Channel takes Howard Stern off the air

 

1984: Bill Watts and Ole Anderson are disgusted by the WWF's expansion

2004: Bill Watts and Ole Anderson are disgusted by their waistlines' expansion

 

1984: Dusty Rhodes twirls his finger in the air and runs through his opponents

2004: Dusty Rhodes twirls his finger in the air and runs out of breath

 

1984: Chris Benoit gets his temporary drivers license

2004: Chris Benoit gets his temporary WWE title reign

 

1984: Rob Feinstein hides his video camera at house shows

2004: Rob Feinstein hides his face on news shows

 

1984: Bret Hart works the undercard

2004: Teddy Hart works the locker room

 

1984: Ron Simmons, biggest man ruling the college campus

2004: Ron Simmons, biggest man standing in the unemployment line

 

1984: Ultimo Dragon dreams of working for WWF

2004: Ultimo Dragon wishes his WWE career was just a dream

 

1984: Mr. T

2004: Booker T

 

1984: Fans can’t tell the Killer Bees apart

2004: Todd Grisham can’t tell Chris Benoit and Dean Malenko apart

 

1984: Mick Foley dates Republicans in college

2004: Mick Foley debates Republicans at colleges

 

1984: Roddy Piper cuts midgets’ hair on interviews

2004: Roddy Piper cuts incoherent interviews

 

1984: Steel cage matches guarantee no outside interference

2004: Steel cage matches guarantee constant outside interference

 

1984: WWF strips AWA of all their talent

2004: WWE hires strippers who have no talent

 

1984: Vince McMahon attempts to run territories out of business

2004: Vince McMahon attempts to run WWE out of business

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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