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From time to time, people in the wrestling and mixed martial arts industries say some awfully stupid, ironic, funny, and interesting things. We'd like to document all of them here. If you have any quotes you think belong here, please contact us. Thank you. Go to page: 1 2 ---------------- "Hide your wives, it's Edge! Edge, I know nobody with a written promo has the balls to say this to you but... Matt Freakin' Hardy!" - Paul Heyman to Edge at ECW One Night Stand (thanks to Denis Gorman)
"I almost forgot about you. Mr. Shoot promo himself. Bounced checks, ECW went out of business. John, on a personal note from all of us to you, the only reason you were WWE Champion for a year is because Triple H didn't want to work Tuesdays!" - Paul Heyman to JBL at ECW One Night Stand (thanks to Denis Gorman)
Man, if I had a nickel for every stiff that has walked into this company over the last sixteen years, and said they were gonna kill the legend of HBK, hell, I'd be a millionaire.... Whoa whoa, hold on a second... I AM a millionaire, and it's because of little stiffs like you. - Shawn Michaels to Randy Orton (thanks to Amanda)
I think he [Foley] likes you guys. - Kurt
Angle to Edge & Christian
Hey, I'm just human - sometimes even I can forget how great I actually am. Maybe I should try to be a little more humble, but God knows it's hard to be humble when you're Triple H. - Triple H (thanks to Amanda)
Kurt, it's real simple, beat Triple H, kick the snot out of his never ending nose and then afterwards, we'll all have cake! - Edge (thanks to Amanda)
Big Show:
Why is he getting the I.C. title shot and not me?
I personally am quite taken by the way that you display your abilities. I am, I watch you. I watch you Triple H and everybody’s got to admit, man nobody can deny you have proven time and time again that brother, you can spit some water.... What I'm not impressed by that? Of course I am, hey everybody’s got to admit that that takes talent. (claps) - RVD to Triple H (thanks to Amanda)
Is this a case of your equipment malfunctioning? Have you been suffering from some premature pyro? Hey Silent Bob, you can say anything anytime. Hello? Maybe I'll just bring Lita down right now. I have a better idea. Why don't I buy you a box of Kleenex, a carton of Haagen-Dazs. I'll take you to Blockbuster Video then you can rent the Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood. Go home and have a really good cry. What do you think about that, Junior? - Chris Jericho to Kane (thanks to Amanda)
Get off our announce table, we're not Spanish!! - Paul Heyman (thanks to Amanda)
"He's going after every orifice." - Jerry
Lawler (on Flair ripping at Angle's face)
"I believe we have our first fecal chant of
the evening." - Joey Styles after the fans began the Holy Shit chant on
ECW One Night Stand (thanks to Apollo Capistrant)
Gorilla: That just goes to show, you can lead a horse to water but you can't make a duck out of him Bobby Heenan: Well that's...whaaaa? (thanks to Paul)
"He's crazy taking advice from a mop. I mean a mannequin head, a deer head, a dog, they give you good advice. Mops are stupid" - Al Snow on Saturn and Moppy (thanks to Paul)
Heenan: "He's just another dumb meter maid from Georgia". Monsoon: "I'm gonna tell him you said that". Heenan: "I don't care". Monsoon: "You also made some derogatory comments about his mother". Heenan: "Big deal, her goatee is a little bit thicker than his". - From Royal Rumble '93 (thanks to Todd Slayton)
"What's becoming to happen is..." Pauses to
reflect on if what he's saying is coming out right. Decides that it
is. Continues. "What's becoming to happen is that KANE is turning into
a monster..." -Undertaker at ringside doing commentary on a Kane match.
(thanks to DH) "What's up with Rhyno running so fast to the ring? I mean, that's a ring bell, not a dinner bell!"- Simon Dean on Rhyno's weight on Sunday Night Heat (thanks to Carson Sanders)
"Now I know you people are excited about March Madness, but by the looks of you, it's more like March Fatness."- Simon Dean on fat people (thanks to Carson Sanders)
"You've gotta be kidding, what's Captain Lou gonna do? Strum the rubberbands across his face?"- Jesse Ventura on Captain Lou Albano singing a song on the WWF "The Wrestling Album" (thanks to Carson Sanders)
"It didn't sound like he was scrumming the rubber bands across his face, it sounded like he was trying to stuff them in his mouth."- Jesse Ventura after Lou Albano's single on WWF "The Wrestling Album" (thanks to Carson Sanders)
"Wow, he can sing as well as eat." - Vince McMahon after Captain Lou's single on you gussed it..The Wrestling Album.
"See, he's built like Tarzan, but I will make him look like Jane." - John Bradshaw Layfield on Batista after Batista wins the Royal Rumble (thanks to Carson Sanders)
"..Like John Cena who I wouldn't quit to even if he made me listen to his lame CD." - Christian on John Cena (thanks to Carson Sanders)
"We will put our titles on the line against the Road Warriors! Oh wait, your partner's DEAD!" - Johnny Nitro on Road Warrior Animal wanting to challenge MNM, WWE Smackdown. No shortage of class in WWE. (thanks to Carson Sanders)
"Oh, I thought you were dead." - Kevin Nash to DDP, TNA Impact (thanks to Carson Sanders)
"Wow, what a great illusion." - Bobby Heenan on Doink and Dink attacking Crush, Wrestlemania 9 (thanks to Carson Sanders)
"What the heck was that? What would they say, You Fuc*ed up! You fuc*ed up!"- Orlando Jordan on Masato Tanaka's attempted Deep Sea Drop, ECW One Night Stand (thanks to Carson Sanders)
"You people sit
on your internet, sending each other emails saying 'I'm hardcore', 'I'm
hardcore too, I love ECW!" - JBL, One Night Stand
(thanks to Carson Sanders) "I'm glad i kept my wife at home." - Joey Styles after seeing Edge, One Night Stand (thanks to Carson Sanders)
"Nova known to WWE fans as Simon Dean! ..Yeah, I know, I'm fired. I lasted a day.."-Joey Styles at One Night Stand (thanks to Carson Sanders)
"You see, Viscera, we're in Green Bay, where here you're considered as being thin.."-The Coach (thanks to Carson Sanders)
I'm Joel "Just Like A Rubix Cube,The More You Play With it, The Harder it Gets" Gertner - Joel Gertner on ECW on TNN 1999 (no name given)
"You're idea of SummerSlam is a quickie on a hot August day." -Chris Jericho to Stephanie McMahon (thanks to Sylvain Theriault)
"Ric Flair, you're a piece of sh*t on the bottom of my shoe. And I'm gonna scrape off that sh*t and flush your ass down the toilet personally." - Vince Russo (thanks to Matthew Hullum)
"I can't wait until I get my hands on the 150 pound turd, David Arquette because tonight, we're gonna play a game of boots and ladders and DDP and Mr. Cox are both going to walk out flossin' with my shoelaces." - Jeff Jarrett, Slamboree 2000 (thanks to Matthew Hullum)
"I have wined and dined with kings and queens, and slept in alleys eating pork and beans." -Dusty Rhodes. This is on the Ric Flair DVD. (thanks to Mike Iles)
We take what we want, and after we take Lex
Luger and The Giant, we want the gold sucka! HULK HOGAN! We comin` for
YOU nigga!" - Booker T. getting a little to into a prematch interview as
Sister Sherri, Mean Gene and Stevie Ray look on. (thanks to Matthew
Hullum) "They're so old they were waitresses at the last supper." - Jerry Lawler on Moolah and Mae Young. (no name given)
I think Vince Russo is a creative genius. I adore him as a person. I have sat in rooms with him and just seen creative brilliance. - Dixie Carter in a Pro Wrestling Illustrated interview. Yep, sounds like a quote from someone who has lost $20 million promoting wrestling.
Jeff Jarrett’s biggest problem is his inability to want to push himself. - Dixie Carter in that same PWI interview. There is no comedy writer on Earth who can write stuff this good.
During the holidays, I heard a toy expert rating dolls and the Big John Studd wrestling doll came up. She said that the doll wasn't flexible and did none of the things advertised. How much more realistic can you get? - Mike Rodgers, in a quote that appeared in the 1985 Wrestling Observer yearbook
I've heard the Rolls Royce that the WWF is giving away (before the 11/7 Wrestling Classic in Chicago) will be a Hogan model. In other words, it runs out of gas every 5 minutes. - Bob Closson, in a quote that appeared in the 1985 Wrestling Observer yearbook
"While you're in the hospital screaming in pain, your lady will be at my house screaming my name." - Scott Steiner to DDP (thanks to Bill)
"I want you guys to know, I'm not crying. My eyes are red cause I was in the back, smoking a joint with Van Dam." -Paul Heyman, ECW One Night Stand (no name given)
Joey Styles: "Oh my God! He just got hit in the balls!" Mick Foley: "Joey you can't say balls on national television." Joey Styles: "I've just been informed that I cannot say BALLS! I'm sorry if I offended anyone by saying the word BALLS!" -ECW, One Night Stand (no name given)
"I'm still trying to figure out this whole tea-bagging thing." - Michael Cole - WMXIX. I thought it was rather odd that Cole actually said this as teabagging (thanks to Ross)
"Essa Rios? You still work here?"- Kurt Angle to Rios on an episode of Smackdown (thanks to Joe Gutowski)
"Harley Race called me a
name, I can't tell ya what it is, but it rhymes with trigger" - Tony
Atlas to Gordon Solie on Georgia Championship Wrestling Summer of 1984.
(no name given)
" I feel so good today, I think I am gonna
let Elizabeth hold my belt...Nope, changed my mind." - Randy Savage
(thanks to Chris Waraksa) Gorilla Monsoon: He hit him in the external protuberance area! Bobby Heenan: Why do you always use words no one understands? Gorilla Monsoon: It's fun. You should try it. (Jobber gets kicked in the stomach) Bobby Heenan: He kicked him in the uterus! Gorilla Monsoon: Would you stop it? (thanks to Emerson Witner)
I am twice the man you are, and have half the brain! - Sid Vicious (thanks to Emerson Witner)
Scott Steiner uses a fictitious name! - Sid Vicious (thanks to Emerson Witner)
You see, Gene, there's only 2 things I care about! And I'm gonna see is that the man who wins the title and the belt, and that man will be me! - Sid Vicious (thanks to Emerson Witner)
Lex Luger: What I'm about to tell you is only between me and you, right? Stevie Ray: Yeah, just me, you and 5,000 viewers. Tony Schiovane: He means 5,000 viewers in each house! (thanks to Emerson Witner)
Orlando Jordan: JBL's a better boss! Luther Reigns: No, Kurt Angle is! OJ: JBL's the WWE Champion! LR: Kurt Angle is a 4-time WWE Champion OJ: JBL beat three guys on Sunday! LR: Kurt Angle beat 5 guys in a Hell In A Cell match OJ: Well JBL gives free health care and sick leave! LR: Well Kurt...really? (thanks to Emerson Witner)
Hey Mom! I visited Washington and now I'm gonna get to see bush! - Paul Heyman while Trish Stratus was stripping in the ring, 2001 (thanks to Emerson Witner)
This food that you call food, doesn't exactly have an exit strategy, if you know what I mean. - JBL, Christimas in Iraq, 2004 (thanks to Emerson Witner)
If anyone wants to be like Stone Cold Steve Austin, and not want to work here anymore, then do as the slogan says and Get The ‘F’ Out! - Rock in 2002, after Austin walked out (thanks to Emerson Witner)
FINALLY! The Rock has come back to N’Orleans! Royal Rumble 2001, the biggest Royal Rumble ever. It’s fitting The Rock is in the Royal Rumble 2001 because the Royal Rumble 2001 is like a big giant pot of...jambalaya, all shapes all sizes. From Crash to Rikishi, Kane to the Undertaker. And speaking of Kane and The Undertaker, everyone wants to know. Are Kane and The Undertaker together? Well The Rock is sick of hearing that question, asking that question, answering that question. Is Kane together with The Undertaker? Is The Undertaker together with Kane? Kane wants to buy The Undertaker a box of chocolates. Undertaker wants to tickle Kane’s big red nipple. Who cares what they want to do! Oh Kane and The Undertaker will be together tonight. Together getting both their monkey asses flipped over the top rope! As I send body after body after body over the top rope and go all the way to Wrestle Mania. IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL what The Rock is cooking! - Rock at Royal Rumble 2001 (thanks to Emerson Witner)
'And now onto you Perry Saturn. The Rock's gift to you, The Rock knows, that you've got one eye that goes that way, and another eye that goes that way. And The Rock is just hoping for one single solitary second, that the eye that's going that way, is looking at The Rock's hand, going that way, so The Rock will slap that crooked eye straight!' - Rock (thanks to David Lewis)
'Happy birthday to Steph, you're a ho with big breasts. So take a night off from hooking, if you smell what The Rock is cooking!' - The Rock sings to Stephanie McMahon (thanks to David Lewis)
'And even someone like you, Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley, at two dollars, no, fifty cents, no. I'll take all the quarters, nickels, dimes and pennies, put 'em all in a bag and stick 'em straight up your candy ass, slut!- The Rock to Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley - WWE SmackDown! - 2001 (thanks to David Lewis)
Chris Jericho - 'You wanna say let the bodies hit the floor? I'd say, let the boobies hit the floor!' Stephanie McMahon - 'You must have some kind of imagination!' Chris Jericho - 'Maybe I do. Maybe you should allow me to take you out to dinner and so we can discuss this. I hear there's a Hooters just down the road from this place.' - WWE RAW - 2001(thanks to David Lewis)
'You just walk in on the bus going to class, gettin' inside the classroom, teacher up on the black board, 'OK, class. What is two plus two? Do you know Booker?' 'Oh yeah Miss, I know the answer to that, two plus two? Thomas Jefferson, sucka!' - The Rock to Booker T - WWE RAW (thanks to David Lewis)
Look what's standing in the ring right now. You've got a man's beast and a ho's beast. I mean we're dealing with, The Gore and the whore!' - Chris Jericho to Stephanie McMahon and Rhyno - WWE RAW (thanks to David Lewis)
Booker T and Shane. The punk-ass sucka, and the silver-spoon mother-f*cker!' - The Rock to Shane McMahon and Booker T - WWE RAW (thanks to David Lewis)
'So whether it's you Chris Jericho, Chris Jericho's daddy, Chris Jericho' mama, Uncle Joe Jericho with the glass-eye, or maybe it's Grandpa Jimmy-Jack Jericho, with the iron lung, or hell, it might even be Grandma Jesabel Jericho with the double-axe dirty panties!' - The Rock to Chris Jericho - WWE RAW - 2000(thanks to David Lewis)
'And it doesn't matter what you call, Kevin Kelly. Whether you call it a Hell in a Cell, Rage in a Cage, painus in you anus, the only the thing that matters, is that The Rock is going this Sunday night, to do exactly what he does best. Layeth the smacketh down and get back, The Rock's WWF Title. And the fact of the matter is this, is that The Rock knows this Sunday night, he has his work cut out for him. The Rock knows, he's got five other guys he's got to compete with. And even if The Rock has got to beat Kurt Angle, which means, 'I'm gonna drink a big glass of milk, eat some chocolate chip cookies and maybe I'll take three viagra'. Or maybe the Rock has got to face Rikishi, beat Rikishi. 'I did it for The Rock. I did it for the people. I did it for... oh, shut your mouth, you thong wearin' fatty. Or maybe The Rock has got to beat the Undertaker, the American bad-ass, beat him so bad, that one more he'll raise up... 'Rest in peace!' Or maybe The Rock has got Triple H himself, which meeeaaaanssaaa, he's got to beat The Gaaammeeeaa, in the middle of the riinnnggaaa. And he has a two dollar slut for a wwwiiiiffffeeeaa! Or maybe The Rock, has gotta beat... Stone Cold Steve Austin. Which means I gotta get my, I gotta get my pick-up truck, drink some Steve-wisers, listen to some Backstreet Boys. And that's the bottom line, 'cause the Great One said so.!' - The Rock before the Armageddon Hell in a Cell - WWE RAW - 2000(thanks to David Lewis)
"It's not about you vato, it's about us! Now go get me a beer!" - Eddy Guerrero to Juventud when the luchadors start grumbling about Eddy hogging the spotlight of the Latino World Order. (thanks to Bill)
"Do we still have to be quiet?"--Jim Ross during one of Chris Masters's entrances. (thanks to Adam Dolney)
"What is this? The PGA Golf Tour?"--Jim Ross during one of Kerwin White's entrances. (thanks to Adam Dolney & Kristine)
"I've got two words for you! The Staten Island Express is gonna run over your face you punk!" - Big Vito to Kevin Nash, backstage interview, WCW Nitro. What two words would those be? (thanks to Aaron Gordon)
Can or can't a guy's best friend be a
girl?"- Kurt Angle on his "FRIENDSHIP" with Stephanie, Raw 2000 .
(Thanks to Lisa Maibaum)
He was snorting the upholstery (Bubba Ray talking about a car trip with Sandman on ECW BYTE THIS) (no name given)
"That Batista have muscles in places other people don't even have
muscles" -Jim Ross, although that quote has been used for decades in
wrestling (thanks to Alf Cato Hansen)
"Go ahead, take the belt, have yourself a good Thanksgiving, and here's a little bird for you to enjoy right now!" Austin to Rock ending with the Rattlesnake giving Rock the middle finger on Raw in 1998 (thanks to Apollo Capistrant)- NEW
"I got four justifiable homicides. Not proud of it, but it was either them or me" - New Jack from Beyond the Mat (thanks to Andrew Betts)
"Welcome back to the majors, Kurt."- HHH after Kurt Angle was drafted to Raw. And they wonder why no one cares about SmackDown. (thanks to AJGatorFan)
Kurt: Our alliance is
kind of like the alliance between the USA and England. I respect you Booker,
but one person I can't respect is your wife Sharmell. Sharmell goes to
the buffet line not once, not twice, but FIVE TIMES. - Simon Dean to
Booker T and Sharmell. (thanks to Simios) Jerry "The King" Lawler:
You know JR, I went out with Trish almost every day of the week. JR: Triple H is very
impressive in the weight room. After Kurt had finished
a sentence with "wooooo".
Kevin Nash would pull a hamstring just picking up the phone." -- Chris Jericho, WWE Raw, 27 June 2005 (thanks to Greg)
"What's the matter, Sid, can't find your scissors? C'mon Sid! I said, what's the matter Sid, can't find your scissors? C'mon man!" -- Eric Bischoff, WCW Nitro, 10 April 2000. The audience had no clue what he was talking about. Why would they expected to know it? Try using that logic with Russo and Bischoff. (thanks to Greg)
"I didn't come here, to see a grown man dressed up like a doctor pulling things out of another man's ASS." - Christian Cage in his TNA's debut on Genesis. (thanks to Omer Ben-Simon)
"Well suspiciously, Roderick Strong's fingers smells like Austin Aries's ASS. - Alex Shelly during an ROH event. (thanks to Omer Ben-Simon)
Jerry Lawler : This
bingo hall is built out of toilet paper because it is built out of
nothing but sh*t - Jerry Lawler to ECW after they beat up Tommy Dreamer
(thanks to James Steeth) We will only use the
words ass, damn, hell and b*tch we will never however use the words sh*it, F*ck, Godamn, Jesus Christ, F*ggot or another sexual or racial
slurs now as it proteins to video there will be
less dick references. - HHH, 1998. (thanks to James Seeth) Mae Young has one tooth now. It's good for opening cans. When she goes to bars, people try to light it on fire. - Bobby Heenan on Wrestling Observer Live, 2001
I would take everyone who works for WCW, put them in a room, and throw them a hand grenade. - Bobby Heenan on Wrestling Observer Live, 2001, when asked about what he'd do to turn around WCW
It's like taking the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders, throwing helmets on them, and saying, "Get on the field." - Bobby Heenan on Wrestling Observer Live, 2001, when talking about how stupid it was to make the Nitro Girls wrestle.
I wouldn't call it a reign of terror, I'd call it a drizzle. - Bobby Heenan on Wrestling Observer Live, 2001, in response to a caller who asked what it was like living through Vince Russo's reign of terror when he was booker.
A locker room's a locker room. It's a bunch of naked people walking around, they all look alike. - Bobby Heenan on Wrestling Observer Live, 2001, when asked the difference between the WWE and WCW locker rooms.
It's like getting rid of Pam Anderson and putting Zsa Zsa on the beach. - Bobby Heenan on Wrestling Observer Live, 2001, talking about WCW replacing him with Mark Madden
They couldn't produce flatulence at a bean convention. - Bobby Heenan on Wrestling Observer Live, 2001, talking about WCW taking two make-up girls and making them TV producers of Nitro.
You should've been on my honeymoon. - Bobby Heenan on Wrestling Observer Live, 2001, when Bryan Alvarez told him about a bump Heenan took that was the craziest bump he had ever seen-
Muhammad Ali: Are you a good guy or bad guy? Bobby Heenan: I'm a bad guy. Muhammad Ali: Do you guys get a lot of women? - - Bobby Heenan on Wrestling Observer Live, 2001, recounting his memories of working with the boxing legend
Caller: "I have 2 questions for you. a)..." Bobby Heenan: "Are you Canadian?" - - Bobby Heenan on Wrestling Observer Live, 2001
(a plane is heard overhead) Bobby Heenan: Hold on guys, I've got a plane coming here. I'm calling you from downtown Beirut. I'm managing Arafat. How is it he hasn't shaved in 25 years, and has nothing but stubble? It looks like he's wearing a table cloth from Steak N' Shake. - Bobby Heenan on Wrestling Observer Live, 2001
Dave Meltzer: "One of our callers wants to know who you'd rescue if you were on a sinking canoe with Eric Bischoff, Vince Russo, Paul Heyman, Jim Herd, and Phil Muschnick?" Jim Cornette: "I'd save Russo, because then there wouldn't any witnesses to see what I'd do to him next." - Jim Cornette on Wrestling Observer Live, 2001
"I don't want to beat the shit out of him because that would take all day. I'd rather beat the brains out of him because that would only take 2 minutes." - Jim Cornette on Wrestling Observer Live, 2001, talking about Mark Madden
I thought the Beatles were cockroaches - Bobby Heenan on Wrestling Observer Live, 2001, referring to how out of touch he is with pop culture because he never has time to watch TV
You can't do much when you're managing the Missing Link. One time he asked me when my flight was. I said 9am. He said his was at 8:30am, and that I better be there at 8am. I asked why, and he said "My gimmick is that I don't talk, so you have to get me my tickets." I told him, "You better learn to talk by 8am or you're not getting any tickets. I'm only your manager 15 minutes a night." He said, "What are they going to think of my hair?" I said, "It's New York, they'll just think you have a bad hair day." - Bobby Heenan on Wrestling Observer Live, 2001, when asked who was his least favorite guy to manage
Andre the Giant wanted you to stay with him at the bar until 4am. If you said No, he'd unscrew your head and drink you. - Bobby Heenan on Wrestling Observer Live, 2001
I don't know. It was hard to identify any of them as women. I personally wouldn't go out with any woman the officer was prettier than. - Bobby Heenan on Wrestling Observer Live, 2001, answering a caller's question wondering if Ralphus got a lot of women.
If some guy stole my wife, I'd do one of two things. I'd either wait for him at his house, or I'd give him cash. - Bobby Heenan on Wrestling Observer Live, 2001
Bobby Heenan talks about a guy who stole his identity and opened a credit card in his name. He had to get the FBI and Secret Service involved. Dave: Didn't someone also steal from Dallas Page? Heenan: Yeah, that was Kimberly. - Bobby Heenan on Wrestling Observer Live, 2001
The tail was the same size as Greg Gagne, I didn't know which was which. - Bobby Heenan on Wrestling Observer Live, 2001, talking about the time he did an angle in the AWA in a weasel suit
I told Greg Gagne to take off for a year, work out real hard, and come back as a tag rope. - Bobby Heenan on Wrestling Observer Live, 2001, commenting on Greg's skinny body.
I always felt working with Greg was a double-edged sword... He was the size of one, too. That, or a sewing needle. - Bobby Heenan on Wrestling Observer Live, 2001
At the Cauliflower Club banquet, Mike Tenay and I were wearing suits and ties. We just stood there and let the people stare at us. I then said to Tenay, "Don't we look like the top of Pat Patterson's wedding cake?" - Bobby Heenan on Wrestling Observer Live, 2001
You're having Nick Bockwinkel on the show tomorrow? You better bring a sleeping bag. I talked to him on the phone once for so long that I had to shave twice. - Bobby Heenan on Wrestling Observer Live, 2001
When I was brought to the WWF, I was supposed to manage Jesse Ventura, but he got blood clots in his leg. If I was managing him when he won Governor, I'd be the First Lady of Minnesota. - Bobby Heenan on Wrestling Observer Live, 2001
I told my wife 'Two can eat as cheaply as one, as long as you don't eat.' - Bobby Heenan on Wrestling Observer Live, 2001
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