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Hello Mr. Wrestling Professor, this is the happiest day of my life, the Armpit it´s back! I can believe it!

Well I hope that the page have success and I am going to be in the page every monday, if this is the update date like in the past, well, thanks for this.

See you soon,
Nicolás

Armpit: Yes, updates are done every Monday morning just like in the past.

Prof,

Bring back the weekly quiz! It's greatly missed.

Former quiz winner and Motley Crue fan,
Michael Jordan

Armpit: Wish granted. Check out our weekly quizzes here every Monday, as well as on WrestlingObserver.com.

WELCOME BACK~!

that is all.

Dr. Keith Lipinski

Armpit: What? No plugs?? That's not the Keith I know.

Hey,

Just found your site. What a good laugh lol . Anything my site can do let me know.

Thanks,
Ben
DIRECTOR OF WRESTLING-RADIO.COM

Armpit: Yes, please link us and forward your domain name directly to ArmpitWrestling.com so we get all your traffic. Then click on all our AdSense ads 24 hours a day so we can make a few cents. Oh, and stop by the 'Pit Shop and purchase every single piece of merchandise we have for sale. Hey, you asked.

Hey guys, noticed the site is going full-force again. Some funny stuff. I'm not looking for anything...but I just felt compelled to send a message. Earlier this year, my buddy and I took a shot at your forte, so to say. We kind of bombed and the site is dormant now but these are some stories we did:

PossiblyRealWrestlingNews.com

--Hogan to do job for Michaels (Craft Store).
--Recap of Kurt Angle on Bryan's Radio Show.
--Months later, Lex Luger still a bad guy.
--Mexican wrestler wears mask.
--Light tube manufacturer to Japanese wrestling: "You guys need to think about conserving energy"
--After spending several weeks with Randy Orton, Edge finally succumbs to generic tattooing.
--Bruno Sammartino alive at 71.
--Dave Meltzer just making it all up.
--Storyteller Batista reads to children, adults alike.
--Wrestling public confused over why John Cena, rather than Paul Roma, is "the guy"
--C.M. Punk admitted to hospital after suffering from completion withdrawals.
--College security guard: "You're bound to find some alcohol in Scott Hall this semester"
--Kendrick gets "luck of the draw" steroids test yet again.**
--Little Bastard on character name: "Can't get much worse”.
--Kanyon: “Maybe my phone is broken”.
--World Wrestling Entertainment released by Danny Doring.
--Ring of Honors "The Bryan Danielson Coloring Book" fails to get Danielson over with a younger crowd.
--Michaels finds peace in religion. Jannetty finds more cocaine in cereal cabinet.
--Alabama electric chair operator to sue Hart family over rights to the nickname “Excellence of Execution”.
--Randy "Macho Man" Savage steps into a Slim Jim because it is all he has left to eat.
--New Jack was to join TNA's LAX faction before somebody thought it over.
--Fiscally responsible 9-year-old possibly not willing to pay same price for Rey Mysterio Jr. action figure.
--Big Show calls "punch buggy black" on OVW prospect, kills him.
--Use of divas on WWE TV scores huge ratings for the Ultimate Fighting Championship.
--Bret Hart on pace to be first wrestler to stay retired.
--Brother Devon credits impressive physique to protein shakes, intense training and anabolic steroids.
--New Jack thinks the chicken came first. If you disagree with him, he'll drown your youngest relative.
--Jake Roberts Quote: "the man that dies with the most toys wins the game" Report: Jake Roberts will not win the game.
--Scott Steiner fails WWE drug test despite being in TNA.
--Ashley Massaro drives Fit Finlay back into wrestling.
--"The Next Mildly Intriguing Thing" Brock Lesnar, set to debut in MMA.
--Nick Dinsmore excited to be working with the real life version of what his character is based on, Jim Duggan.
--Tatanka being screwed by the white man... again.
--Monty Brown worries of family back home as Serengeti experiences drought.
--Nick Hogan decides to go into wrestling. His dad refuses to put him over.
--Wrestling in the Middle East "blowing up"
--Batista's dog runs away; the animal is unleashed.
--Study suggesting that wrestling fans tend to be violent makes Vince McMahon want to kill somebody.
--Rey Mysterio Jr. moving from San Diego to The Great Khali's chest.
--Triple H accidentally hits himself in testicle during "crotch-chopping" stunt.
--TNA shirt boasts "Joe is gonna kill you." Meanwhile, New Jack really will kill you.
--Lex Luger a horrible man.
--Matt Hardy: "I should've taken the $2500 a night on the indy circut." Jeff Hardy: "Where am I?"
--Vader loses track of time; blames Vader time.
--Internet Wrestling Community to put on wrestling show, then not be satisfied with it.

Anyways, its harder than it looks. Site looks great; keep up the good work!

Elliott

Armpit: Some great stuff you got there. And yes, writing that stuff is much harder than it looks.

Fantastic stuff with Bryan Alvarez. Bravo~!

Derek Burgan
www.f4wonline.com
www.wrestlingobserver.com
www.wrestlecrap.com

Armpit: For those who missed it, you can see our Pick My Brain interview (his 3rd interview with us in 5 years) with Bryan Alvarez here.

Good to see you back, professor. I missed your website while you were gone. I suppose organizing your life a bit, with a new job, etc., is a good enough reason to take some time off of the site, but it was definitely a bummer for us. LOVE THE NEW FORMAT, as well.

Have a good one!

The Meatball

Welcome back!

Jason P.

Armpit: Thanks to everyone who wrote, and I hope future Ask the Armpit mailbags will become longer and packed with more impassioned letters like they were in the good ol' days. I understand this was our first month back, and all the thanks in the world go out to Dave Meltzer (WrestlingObserver.com) and Brad Dykens (OnlineWorldOfWrestling.com) for letting everyone know we were back (and to Bryan Alvarez at F4Wonline.com for granting us an interview). To send in comments or questions for next month's Ask the Armpit mailbag, please contact us.